Satire | Humor | Parenting

A “Cool” Mom Tells Her Teens There’s No Family Vacation This Summer

She speaks Gen Z, no cap!

Jennifer Haubrich
Published in
3 min readMay 17, 2024


The image shows a cheerful woman with long brown hair in a white top and red skirt. She is smiling and pointing at a large illustrated jar labeled “Savings” with the humorous addition “Broke AF”. The background is a bright yellow, emphasizing the light-hearted tone of the illustration.
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Hey bruhs, what’s that banger you’re listening to? Yeah, that song slaps!

Can you turn it down just a sec? I have some tea I don’t want to gatekeep.