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Adjust to Virtual Learning in 11 Easy Steps

Sure, online school is a vast hellscape of daily horrors, but here are the secrets to your child’s cyber survival (and yours)

Gina Gallois
Sep 1, 2020 · 4 min read
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How to survive virtual learning in 11 easy steps:

Practice gratitude. They say it is beneficial to well-being to remind oneself of life’s gifts each day. This is going so great in our house. Just yesterday, my son growled at me through gritted teeth that he is “grateful for rain because it disrupts the internet.”

  • With every breath, I feel myself relaxing [from a state of crippling anxiety to only moderately high anxiety.]
  • I am calm [af.] I am centered [af.] I am totally at peace [in this awful shitstorm.]
  • I am doing my [gosh darn] best [even though the universe obviously hates me and everyone else on the face of this miserable planet.]
  • I give myself permission to let go of what no longer serves me, [but I promise it won’t be this Chromebook because I’ll have to pay for it myself.]

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