Alt Music for Introverted Parents

“Wake Me Up When This PTA Mixer Ends”

Photo by Namroud Gorguis on Unsplash, altered by the author

“It’s the End of the Play Date as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)”

“Wake Me Up When This PTA Mixer Ends”

“(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Quiet)”

“Don’t You (Forget About That Awkward Thing You Said at Your Birth Class)”