Parenting | Humor
As Your Child, Here’s a List of Things I’ll Be Asking if You Kept
I gave it to you for safekeeping, and now I want it back!
A sheet of paper with one green line on it
A cherry blossom from 4 weeks ago
The apple slices from yesterday with 2 bites taken out
The googly eye from something
A page from an activity book with a completed maze
All 173 seeds from the red pepper we sliced open
A one-inch piece of purple yarn
A crushed cardboard tube from a roll of toilet paper
The box from a toy I received last Christmas
16 rocks
The room-temperature cup of chocolate milk from this morning
A broken pink crayon where neither piece can be held
The ice cream cone I asked you to hold 90 minutes ago
A dried-out yellow marker
Something unrecognizable the family dog chewed
A penny, but not that one. My penny.
“Bawerberrew”’ (indistinguishable gibberish)