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December Horoscopes for Parents
The stars foretell that you may not cherish every moment of the month
Aries
A test of patience awaits you in the coming weeks when you’ll need to visit five different grocery stores to find the key ingredients to an elaborate dinner that will take hours to prepare. Your lucky number is 2, for the number of bites of the meal your toddler will take before asking for cereal.
Taurus
The season will provide a chance for you to reinvent yourself. Perhaps you’ll try a new cookie recipe or realize you are the type of person who buys inflatable lawn decorations now.
Gemini
Look for a slight stranger to come into your life this month, Gemini. But beware: He’s a Capricorn, watches you all the time, and will tell Santa if you complain about having to pose him in an elaborate holiday baking scene. Your unlucky numbers are 7, 12, 22, and 23 as those are all days you will forget to move him.
Cancer
A seasonal cycle will repeat itself this month as you learn that building a gingerbread house that stands for longer than 2 minutes is impossible without the help of a hot glue gun.