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December Horoscopes for Parents

The stars foretell that you may not cherish every moment of the month

Julie Vick
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3 min readDec 2, 2024

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Aries

A test of patience awaits you in the coming weeks when you’ll need to visit five different grocery stores to find the key ingredients to an elaborate dinner that will take hours to prepare. Your lucky number is 2, for the number of bites of the meal your toddler will take before asking for cereal.

Taurus

The season will provide a chance for you to reinvent yourself. Perhaps you’ll try a new cookie recipe or realize you are the type of person who buys inflatable lawn decorations now.

Gemini

Look for a slight stranger to come into your life this month, Gemini. But beware: He’s a Capricorn, watches you all the time, and will tell Santa if you complain about having to pose him in an elaborate holiday baking scene. Your unlucky numbers are 7, 12, 22, and 23 as those are all days you will forget to move him.

Cancer

A seasonal cycle will repeat itself this month as you learn that building a gingerbread house that stands for longer than 2 minutes is impossible without the help of a hot glue gun.

Leo

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Julie Vick
Julie Vick

Written by Julie Vick

Humor writer and snack-getter. Newsletter with funny stuff and writing tips at: https://julievick.substack.com/

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