Games My Children Have Invented While We’re Trying to Avoid the Hospital

Audrey Burges
Oct 1, 2020 · 2 min read
Can’t we just play some Jenga instead? (Photo by Michał Parzuchowski on Unsplash)

Hot Dog Snake

Open your mouth as wide as it will go. Pick up your hot dog while loudly chanting snakes got no teeth, snakes got no teeth. Use your fingers to shove pre-sliced hot dog segments directly toward your trachea.