Humor | Satire | Parenting
Graduation Announcements We’d All Love to See
People willing to say out loud what we’re all thinking
Sure, every graduation is an important milestone and each degree is an accomplishment worth celebrating, but that doesn’t mean we can’t be honest about how we really feel right now — and what it took to get there!
There are no artists more prolific than those under the age of 5. So many pieces of art and so little room on the fridge to hang it all!
These parents wonder how long they must hold onto this vast collection of finger paintings. Will Saylor notice if they only keep 2 of the primary color-themed ones? Sadly, they suspect whichever paintings they toss will be the ones she’ll randomly remember and ask to see again.
Does anyone have an extra storage bin?
This is the invitation these parents would make if they thought through what they were doing.
