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Horoscopes for Kindergartners

Totally trustworthy guidance from the stars

Photo by Shreyas shah on Unsplash

Virgo

Your shy, delicate nature will be sorely tested this week when the dog refuses to follow the super obvious rules of Hot Lava Dinosaur Tag. Retaliate by calling her a poopy head and eating half her bowl of kibble.

Libra

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Elle Rogers

Elle Rogers

Mommy. Wife. Writer. Lunatic. My debut poetry collection, “The Weight of Need”, is available on Amazon.