Humor | Parenting

If Parents’ Bumper Stickers Were Honest

Try to spot these in the car pick-up line at school

Jennifer Haubrich
Published in
5 min readApr 12, 2024


This image shows the rear top section of a traditional yellow American school bus, prominently displaying the words “SCHOOL BUS” in black on a background field of yellow. Above the text are two red lights. The sky is partly cloudy and trees can be seen in the background, indicating a daytime setting.
Photo by Element5 Digital on Unsplash

Okay, we get it. You’re proud of your honor roll student. You love your school. Your kids are swimmers. That’s all well and nice.

But how about a little more honesty on your back bumper?