Parenting Humor

If You Give a Toddler a Book About a Cookie

He’s going to want 400 unrelated things to go with it

Amy Colleen
Frazzled
Published in
3 min readOct 20, 2023

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Photo by amirali mirhashemian on Unsplash

If you give a toddler a book about a cookie, he will ask for a cookie before you have finished reading the first page.

Then he will ask for a cookie after the second page.

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Amy Colleen
Frazzled

I read a lot of books & sometimes I’m funny. I aspire to be a novelist, practice at humor & human interest writing, and am very fond of the Oxford comma.