I’m a Stay-at-Home Dad in a Television Show or Movie

And I am very concerned about something

Andrew Knott
Nov 5 · 4 min read
Photo by Katie Emslie on Unsplash

Hi, I’m a stay-at-home dad in a television show or movie and the thing I think about most is doing sex. Specifically, I’m worried that my wife doesn’t want to do sex with me anymore because instead of expressing my manliness by driving hard bargains and winning bread, I change diapers and wash dishes all day.

Andrew Knott

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Writer, humorist, dad of three. Writing for Washington Post, McSweeney’s, Weekly Humorist, and more. Email: andrew@explorationsofambiguity.com

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