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I’m an Actual Toddler and Here are My Top Twelve Toddler Activity Ideas

An expert weighs in

  1. Sit on the toilet before bath time and refuse to pee, then get in the bathtub and immediately pee. It’s always fun to learn about the element of surprise!
  2. Peel formica off the kitchen counters. Your parents will be delighted at this money-saving form of sensory play, since they already…



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Amy Colleen

I read a lot of books & sometimes I’m funny. I aspire to be a novelist, practice at humor & human interest writing, and am very fond of the Oxford comma.