Is Your Toddler Actually a U.S. President?

Let’s take a look at the evidence…

Talia Argondezzi
Frazzled
Published in
2 min readFeb 15, 2021

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by Talia Argondezzi and Nick Morgan

Photo by Senjuti Kundu on Unsplash

Thomas Jefferson: Your toddler declares her independence twice an hour.

Barack Obama: Your toddler insists that Ursula from The Little Mermaid is operating in good faith.

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Talia Argondezzi
Frazzled

Writing professor at Ursinus College. Writing available at Points in Case, New Yorker, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Slackjaw.