Kindergarten Halloween Party Goes Exactly as Teacher Planned

Greg Thomas
Frazzled
Published in
3 min readOct 30, 2019

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Photo by Mel Poole on Unsplash

Ok, my little goblins and ghouls! I hope everyone is ready for our Kindergarten Halloween Party! I’d like to thank all of our parents that have come here to help out at our various stations. Let’s all sit on the carpet while I explain what each…uh, Connor. Connor. Come sit on the carpet, sweetie. I’ll explain how that painting station works in just a min… Connor’s dad. Please help him clean that paint off of his hands. Great. Thank you.

As I was saying. I’ll be going through each station, so pay close attention for clues on how to make your best spooky decorations. Ooohhh… Ok. At station one we have a Frankenstein mask! Use the construction paper and your pencils to draw out Frankie’s little face and then ask a grown-up to help cut out the paper. You can use the glue…yes, that glue, Stephanie. You can use the glue to stick Frankenstein's hair and… Steph… Stephanie’s mom, would you mind helping wipe that glue off of little Ms. Stephanie’s shirt and off of the carpet, please? Great. Thank you.

Ok, well now let’s move on to station number two! Ok, at this station we have different gross squishy things to grab and decide what they are. For example, we have this bowl of eyeballs. Eewww! Gross! I know, kids. So gross. So, you’ll want to close your eyes and reach your hand into the bucket of eyeballs and decide what else…

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Greg Thomas
Frazzled

Father. Writer. Teller of embarrassing dad jokes. Genre hopping before it was cool. MORE FICTION: https://www.amazon.com/Greg-Thomas/e/B00RUIE3RQ