Math Problems for Toddlers

One is the tantrum-iest number

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1.) If Teddy wipes boogers on 548 different surfaces inside the house, how many Clorox wipes will his mommy need to sacrifice to kill all the germs?

2.) Sierra has five hotdogs. She gives one to her little brother as a bribe to keep quiet about who gave the dog a haircut. How many seconds will it take her brother to snitch once he inhales the woe begotten frankfurter?

3.) Liam is on fire because he played with matches. How many scissors should he run through the house with in order to poke out both of his eyes?

4.) Gretta loves Elmo, but Elmo doesn’t know how Elmo feels about Gretta. How many times will Elmo refer to himself in the third person before Elmo comes to terms with Elmo’s feelings?

5.) There are 57 toddlers on this morning’s Zoom preschool meeting. If 32 of them are throwing tantrums, 3 are smiling, and 15 are picking their noses, how many are climbing their parents' faces while shrieking “Baby Shark” at the top of their lungs?

6.) Gus is sad because Ella shoved him for being “too orangey”. How many times will he need to hit her over the head with his stuffed fire truck before he stops crying?

7.) Madysunnn is confused about how to spell her name. How many “n’s” should her parents…