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My Mount Everest Is a Stack of Christmas Decorations

I knew parenthood would require bravery, but I didn’t sign up for attic ladders

Amy Colleen
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8 min readFeb 1, 2024

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“Mommy, you need to be BWAVE,” my three-year-old shouted. The volume of the shout was expertly calculated to nearly shatter my left eardrum but not quite wake up his sleeping…

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Amy Colleen
Frazzled

I read a lot of books & sometimes I’m funny. I aspire to be a novelist, practice at humor & human interest writing, and am very fond of the Oxford comma.