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Parents React to Summer Playlist Songs

The time is upon us

Caroline Horwitz
Frazzled
Published in
4 min readJun 4, 2024

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“School’s Out”

Alice Cooper: Out for summer, out ’til fall / We might not come back at all

Parent: Oh, believe me, buddy, you’re going back.

“Summer of ‘69”

Bryan Adams: Those were the best days of my life / Oh, yeah / Back in the summer of ‘69

Parent: Ugh, I beg of you, pick any other year. I have a middle schooler now and the jokes never stop.

“Malibu”

Miley Cyrus: Is it supposed to be this hot all summer long?

Parent: Unfortunately, yes. That’s why we keep telling you to stop leaving the front door open.

“In the Summertime”

Mungo Jerry: Have a drink, have a drive / Go out and see what you can find

Parent: Yeah, I don’t think I’m comfortable with my kid hanging around you.

“Ocean Avenue”

Yellowcard: We were both 16 and it felt so right / Sleepin’ all day, stayin’ up all night

Parent: Do you have any idea how many times your father and I worried that you were never going to wake up?

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Caroline Horwitz
Frazzled

Caroline is a humor writer from Pittsburgh. You can read more of her work at carolinehorwitzwriting.com. She hates writing bios but enjoys reading them.