Parents Write Slogans for Some Household Items
Don’t stick that in your ear!
Kamsay Digital Rectal Thermometer: Get back here right now!
Cod Liver Oil: Because life isn’t fair, that’s why.
Q-Tips: Don’t stick that in your ear!
Index Finger: Don’t stick that in your ear!
Electrical Outlet: Don’t stick your finger in that!
Walkers Luxury Rich Fruit Pudding: Don’t stick your finger in that!
Cheerios: Don’t stick that up your nose!
Crayola Jumbo Crayons: Don’t stick that up your nose!
Haribo Gold Bears: Don’t stick that up your nose!
Also the Index Finger: Don’t stick that up your nose!
Vicks Vapor Inhaler: Don’t stick that up your nose! That’s my job.
Krazy Carpet: A broken tailbone? Is that what you want?
LEGO: Ow, my foot!
We’re Going on a Bear Hunt: Please, not again…
Play-Doh: That’s not food!
Fruit Roll-Ups: That’s not wallpaper!
Goldfish Crackers: Where’s the freaking hand vac?
Jurassic World Velociraptor: Not in the toilet!
G.I. Joe: Where’s the plunger?
Squishmallows: Where’s the number for the freaking plumber?
Playmobil Bank Robber: What the frosted mini-wheat f — is that?
Twister: Are you roughhousing in there?
Hungry Hungry Hippos: Mommy’s got a migraine!
Imaginarium Preschool My First Drum Set: Don’t. Just don’t.
Lawn Darts: Are you freaking kidding me?
