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Quiz: Attending Your Kid’s Indoor Sports Tournament or Going Clubbing in Your 20s?
You should’ve worn more comfortable shoes
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3 min readMar 11, 2024
- The amount of coordinating with your group and the stress of getting ready is akin to a space shuttle launch. And just as serious!
- Arriving at your destination feels like an accomplishment — until you see the line to get in.
- The line may move quickly or slowly. No one understands the whims of the gatekeepers.
- Eventually, a bored guy with a mystifying sense of superiority searches your bag. When he waves you on, you feel a palpable sense of relief. He didn’t notice the emergency granola bar zipped inside your bag!
- The price of admission is borderline offensive.
- An attendant takes your payment and puts a wristband on you without making eye contact or stopping the conversation she’s having with another attendant about a girl named Hailey who’s a “truck slut.”
- The first thing you notice once inside is how loud it is. It sounds less like music and more like noise. Thankfully, after a few moments, your ears adjust. Or maybe you’ve lost a bit more of your hearing.
- As you scan the crowd for people…