Humor | Satire

Raising a Toddler or Contestant on an Early ‘90s Game Show?

It’s very hard to tell

by Kateemorybrennan & Davidleewhiteplaywright

You are covered in a sticky green substance.

You feel unreasonably humiliated.

You feel like people are judging you.

You are running from place to place without any clear objective.

There’s no way to win.

You are attempting to answer questions that make no sense.

Someone is laughing and it’s not you.

Is that the voice of Adam Sandler?

You feel a profound sense of regret, but can’t put your finger on where you went wrong.

You know you will be forever haunted by what you just said.

You hate this now, but you will feel nostalgic about it in 10 years.

Everyone told you this was the opportunity of a lifetime.

You are never doing this again.

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Kate Brennan is an Artist — Educator — Creator committed to bringing more humor and humanity to the world. For opportunities check out Endless Opps. For humor check out Brennan & White Humor.