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Reviews of Horror Movies or Comments About Riding with a New Teen Driver?
When parents pay to be scared out of their minds
Either they spent $18 to watch people pretend to die in the dark, or they paid $45.50 for their teen’s driver’s permit and got in the car with them for the first time. And only one of them came with airbags.
Which one do you think each of these parents are talking about?
“I was excited. I thought it would be fun. But then 12 minutes in I was sweating. The tension was so thick you’d have to cut with a chainsaw. All I can say is, you think you’ve been scared before, but you haven’t been THIS scared. Not ever. You have to see it to believe it!”
Dave, Whynot, NC
“I have only one word: Terrifying. Should come with a warning. It’s going to haunt my nightmares for weeks.”
Janice, Hell, MI
“I’m a grown man, but I couldn’t help it, I screamed like a little girl. Oh man, what a ride!”
Dan, Chicken, AK
“Not for the weak of heart — or stomach. Take my advice: make sure your bladder is empty first.”
Nancy, Waterproof, LA
