Humor | Fiction

‘Schwa’ Sound Confidential: A Neurotic Noir

C is for caper

Jeremy Hooper
Frazzled
Published in
4 min readDec 4, 2023

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Photo by Josh Applegate on Unsplash

Been at ’dis racket a long time. Pinched a lotta cheeks; bagged a lotta goldfish. Yet nuthin’s had me behind the eight-ball like the curious case of why my daughter was placed in the Tigers reading group.

It was a dark and stormy Tuesday, after soccer but before Mandarin. This gal in…

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Jeremy Hooper
Frazzled

Recycled politico who ✍️ hahas for adults (@mcsweeneys, @newyorker @weeklyhumorist, @pointsincase, @frazzledhumor) & future adults (PBs) | Rep UTA