Parenting | Humor | Satire

Sick Child Joining Parents in Bed Results in Violation of Geneva Conventions

Innocent 4-year-old or evil mastermind?

Adam Weigand
Frazzled
Published in
3 min readApr 11, 2024

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A young child is asleep in bed with a wet cloth on their forehead, a plush monkey toy in their arm, and a digital thermometer next to them.
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A 4-year-old girl slowly turned the handle on her parents' bedroom door. The unsuspecting parents dozed peacefully as the mounting terror slowly proceeded across the threshold. The 4-year-old, known…

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Adam Weigand
Frazzled

Comedy writer, improviser, woodworker, dad. Writings on Slackjaw, Frazzled, and www.adamweigand.com