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Taylor Swift’s Greatest Hits: New Mom Edition

These songs are about a different type of heartbreak now

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Okay, so you’re a Swiftie who’s having trouble relating to your favorite singer’s lyrics now that you’re a new mom?

It happens!

Luckily, these secretly released new versions are perfect for members of the tortured mothers department.

If you’re no longer feeling Fearless, but you are chronically sleep-deprived

Sleepless

And I don’t know how to escape nights like this
The clock just stares, and I’m wide awake
Sleepless
And I don’t know why
But it might be the 4 o’clock coffee
Now no bedtime
Sleepless

If a Boppy breastfeeding pillow has taken your guitar’s place

Teardrops on My Boppy

Babe looks at me, if it’s natural, it should be easy
It’s what I want and I’m needing it to work now, finally
I’ll bet a bottle’s much easier, have no doubt
But I’m not giving up until I get it out
Partner gives advice…