The Top Ten MCU Characters Based on How Much They Resemble Your Toddler
10. Captain Marvel: Selective amnesia. Able to destroy large objects surprisingly quickly.
9. Black Panther: Treated like a king. Often stares into the middle distance when thinking hard.
8. Hawkeye: Never runs out of items to fling. Only vaguely pays attention to the targets he’s flinging things at. Perpetually exasperated.
7. Groot: Repeats the same thing over and over and over. And over.
6. Black Widow: Always picking fights with more powerful opponents. Lots of kicking and tackling.
5. Loki: Literally exists for the purpose of mischief. Totally self-absorbed. Yet somehow often irresistibly likeable?
4. Scarlet Witch: Pronounces things differently every time. Mastering the power to control people and/or drive them crazy.
3. Drax: Tries to stab everything in sight. Takes everything literally. Always shirtless for some reason.
2. Hulk: Turns into an irrational, unstoppable destructive force when irritated. The rest of the time is of no help for whatever you’re trying to do. Loves to smash.
- Spiderman: Would be happy to spend all day swinging. Perpetually sticky. Frequently in public wearing a Spiderman costume.
