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This Isn’t a Babysitting Job, It’s a Chance to Nurture a Genius

Applicants must have a master’s degree in nutrition, five years at NASA, and fluency in Latin

Philip S. Naudus
Frazzled
Published in
3 min readApr 19, 2024

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The image shows a stylized cartoon depiction of a koala in space, floating above a large orange planet. The koala appears happy or excited, with a broad smile and its arms raised. In the background, we see an array of planets with Earth visibly among them. The scene is set against a dark blue starry space background with the paths of the planets indicated by dashed lines.
Is it really that hard to find someone just like Mary Poppins with a PhD? (freepik/author)

We’re on the hunt for a truly exceptional candidate to navigate the boundless energy and insatiable curiosity of our six-month-old…

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Philip S. Naudus
Frazzled

High school teacher by day, koala by night. My wife is a cartoonist with a Ph.D., and she co-authors all of these articles.