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Top 10 Tips For Your Summer From a 2-Year-Old
You better listen to what he says
Hello. I Aiden. I do the writing. I am 2 year old. How old are you?
Today I tell you good things you do in your… in the summer time.
10. When you BBQ, let me stand next to you and touch grill. I want to touch hot part real bad. It no hurt I promise.
9. After I run outside in sun all day until I sweaty, no give me bath. I clean. I promise.
8. Give me sunglasses. I need more than you do. I don’t know what I do with it, I just no want on your head.
7. If you want to go trip I no like, I get sick. I stop you from going. You no go. YOU NO GO. Okay?
6. Bring napkin at picnic. I like to pick up watermelon and squish it in hand. Bring lot of napkin.
5. On firework day, I no like… wait, don’t forget bring napkin to picnic, okay? Did you bring the napkin?
Actual 5. On firework day, make it quiet. I no like noise at night. It scary. I no sleep all night if I hear one big boom. My mommy no like when I don’t sleep. She get real real angry at firework.
4. Feed me ice cream please. I like chocolate. I run all day and never stop if you give me…
