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Will A Teen Daughter Answer These Texts?
Here’s how it’s gonna work…
In theory, we live in a world where our teens are always only one text away. We can send them any thought, instruction, warning, or well-earned advice at any moment of the day — or night!
But the reality is very different. Here’s how it really works…
Parent text: I hope you have a great day!
Reply? No.
Parent text: Please read this article. Super important. I want you to be informed and SAFE.
Reply? No
They won’t read it.
Parent text: Watch this. SO FUNNY!!
Reply? No.
They don’t like your humor.
Parent text: I miss you.
Reply? Unless they haven’t seen you in weeks, no
This is cringe. Do you know what a “pick me” is?
Parent text: Can you help me with something when you get home? It’ll only take 10 min!
Reply? No, because they hope you’ll forget about this before they get home.
Parent text: Please don’t forget it’s your dishes night.
