Humor | Parenting
Your Teenage Daughter or the Worst Roommate You’ve Ever Had?
How to tell the difference
Do you have a hard time figuring out if the young woman you are cohabitating with is your teenage daughter or just a terrible roommate?
It makes sense. They often have a lot in common…
Their needs
They only text you when they need something.
They only call you when they need something urgently.
They’re always eating your food and never, ever, ever offer to buy groceries.
They take “No” as less of an answer and more of a starting point.
No limits exist to what they will “borrow” from you without asking.
NO LIMITS.
Yes, this includes underwear.
Your feelings
Sometimes they trick you into thinking you’re their favorite person in the whole wide world.
But then when their friends come over, they ask you not to show your face?! Ouch.
Their criticisms of your appearance are as painfully accurate as they are insultingly funny.
