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The Origin of Amphibiman, My Son’s Superhero Persona
The Origin of Amphibiman, My Son’s Superhero Persona
It’s a frog-eat-frog world
Jackie Santillan
Feb 6
Mommy, If Someone Spat in Your Lunch Would You Still Eat It?
Mommy, If Someone Spat in Your Lunch Would You Still Eat It?
A Harrowing Choose Your Own Adventure!
Lisa Hides
Feb 5
Help! My Baby Isn’t Funny Anymore and I Have Run Out of Content
Help! My Baby Isn’t Funny Anymore and I Have Run Out of Content
She’s smart. She’s serious. She’s a snoozefest.
Amarie Skrzyp
Feb 4
You’re Invited To The Upcoming Junior High Band Concert, Even Though No One Wants You There
You’re Invited To The Upcoming Junior High Band Concert, Even Though No One Wants You There
Yes, you have to come!
Lily Hirsch
Feb 3
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…
Andrew Knott
May 18, 2019
My Kid’s Friend Isn’t Allowed At Our House Anymore
My Kid’s Friend Isn’t Allowed At Our House Anymore
She’s a total narc
Lisa Hides
Apr 11, 2024
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
As the dad of three children under age five, Jason had become accustomed to strangers showering him with praise for performing mundane…
Andrew Knott
May 16, 2019
You Mean You Can’t Take Off 14 Mornings and 36 Afternoons for Your Child’s Preschool Graduation?
You Mean You Can’t Take Off 14 Mornings and 36 Afternoons for Your Child’s Preschool Graduation?
Your child will only graduate from preschool once — or 17 times, if you count the required dress rehearsals…
Jeremy Blachman
Jun 5, 2023
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A Toddler Mom’s Morning Coffee Struggles
A Toddler Mom’s Morning Coffee Struggles
Diary entries of every hard-earned sip
Bhavana N
Jan 30
Answers from the Ethicist for Tired Parents
Answers from the Ethicist for Tired Parents
Parenting is full of morally gray areas when you’re exhausted
Jennifer Haubrich
Jan 29
Quiz: Are You Stuck Inside With Your Children During a Snow Day or Stuck Inside Prison?
Quiz: Are You Stuck Inside With Your Children During a Snow Day or Stuck Inside Prison?
Either way, there’s no escape!
Richie Zaborowske
Jan 28
My Personal Trainer Is Ruthless
My Personal Trainer Is Ruthless
She’s also a toddler
Amarie Skrzyp
Jan 27
Which Mom Stereotype are YOU?
Which Mom Stereotype are YOU?
Come and find out if you might be THAT mom
Hayley Diep
Jan 25
Trad Parents: Learn How to Go Back to a Simpler, Happier Time with This Sample of Titles from My…
Trad Parents: Learn How to Go Back to a Simpler, Happier Time with This Sample of Titles from My…
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Gail Gauthier
Jan 24
A Series of Announcements From the Robertson Elementary PTA Spring Gala Committee Encouraging You…
A Series of Announcements From the Robertson Elementary PTA Spring Gala Committee Encouraging You…
Dear Parents,
Saba Khonsari
Jan 23
I Don’t Like the Women I Date to Have Kids, Even Though I Have Kids Too
I Don’t Like the Women I Date to Have Kids, Even Though I Have Kids Too
My children make me a better person. Hers make her less hot.
Caroline Horwitz
Jan 22
The Rise of the Alpaca Syndrome in Teenage Boys
The Rise of the Alpaca Syndrome in Teenage Boys
A hair trend threatens to use all the hair products in every household across America
Beth Dele
Jan 21
Martin Luther King Jr. Walked So I Could Lie
Martin Luther King Jr. Walked So I Could Lie
2Pac would be proud of my daughter, Harper
Leslie McLemore II
Jan 20
My Toddler Keeps Asking to Play With LLMs
My Toddler Keeps Asking to Play With LLMs
Last week, we went to the park so the kids could play, and Henry asked to hang out with a friend he’d met. Obviously, I was thrilled…
Greg Thomas
Jan 19
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