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Achievement Badges For New Parents That Should Exist
Achievement Badges For New Parents That Should Exist
You don’t need an award for raising a child, but a badge or two would be nice
Kyrie Gray
Jun 12
Father’s Day Gifts for the Dad Who Is an Empty, Withered Husk Because You, His Children, Have…
Father’s Day Gifts for the Dad Who Is an Empty, Withered Husk Because You, His Children, Have…
The ultimate gift guide for the Dad who is… not what he used to be
Andrew Knott
Jun 11
Five Obscure Wins in the Life of a Stay-at-Home Mum
Five Obscure Wins in the Life of a Stay-at-Home Mum
An exploration of the bizarre slam-dunk moments deep from the trenches of early motherhood
Holly B
Jun 11
“Dada Here”
“Dada Here”
A Tribute to Dads for Father’s Day
S. M. Strand
Jun 10
The Dentist Gave My Son an Unexpected Gift and It Ruined My Day
The Dentist Gave My Son an Unexpected Gift and It Ruined My Day
A cautionary tale of why you should always beware of dentists bearing gifts
Andrew Knott
Aug 25, 2024
Little Leaguer Hits Triple, Immediately Signs Pro Contract
Little Leaguer Hits Triple, Immediately Signs Pro Contract
Parents said they knew the scouts were watching
Phil Bunyan
Sep 2, 2022
How I Took Care of My Kid's Bully
How I Took Care of My Kid's Bully
Without ending up on the 6 o’clock news
Paige B
Dec 9, 2024
Old-Fashioned Baby Names That Will Destroy Your Child’s Life
Old-Fashioned Baby Names That Will Destroy Your Child’s Life
Proceed with caution
Bev Potter
Nov 2, 2024
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Dad! Dad! Look at This! Dad!
Dad! Dad! Look at This! Dad!
I wouldn’t want you to miss a single moment of my fleeting childhood
Kelly Unger
Jun 9
We’re Making Some Changes on This U10 Soccer Team
We’re Making Some Changes on This U10 Soccer Team
It’s time to shake things up
Billy D
Jun 6
Yikes, You Just Found Out the Science Fair is Tomorrow?!
Yikes, You Just Found Out the Science Fair is Tomorrow?!
Here’s how you can (probably) handle it
Jennifer Haubrich
Jun 5
Has the Classroom Been Reiki-Cleansed Since the Red Pillow Incident?
Has the Classroom Been Reiki-Cleansed Since the Red Pillow Incident?
A grievance letter to the principal of my daughter’s kindergarten
B John🕶️
Jun 4
Choose Your Own Adventure: Survive a Day with a Toddler!
Choose Your Own Adventure: Survive a Day with a Toddler!
An epic quest where YOU are a stay-at-home dad experiencing an existential crisis!
Richie Zaborowske
Jun 3
The Award For Most Awkward End Of The Year Award Ceremony Goes To . . . Every Middle School
The Award For Most Awkward End Of The Year Award Ceremony Goes To . . . Every Middle School
Congrats!
Lily Hirsch
May 31
Disposing of Your Child’s Preschool “Art” So It Doesn’t Crush You to Death
Disposing of Your Child’s Preschool “Art” So It Doesn’t Crush You to Death
In six simple, devious steps
Jennifer Haubrich
May 30
Stay-at-Home Mom Interviews to Re-Enter the Work Force
Stay-at-Home Mom Interviews to Re-Enter the Work Force
With Special Skills like knowing every word to Moana, I’m sure to be the dream candidate
Amarie Skrzyp
May 29
Quiz: Am I Watching a Daycare Nanny Cam Or a Barn Cam?
Quiz: Am I Watching a Daycare Nanny Cam Or a Barn Cam?
Check the feed, take the quiz
Caleb Coy
May 27
Turns Out Time Doesn’t Matter When Your Kid is Crafting
Turns Out Time Doesn’t Matter When Your Kid is Crafting
What is time, anyway?
Jackie Santillan
May 26
Operation “Tiny Chaos”: A Tactical Briefing for Eating Out With Your Toddler
Operation “Tiny Chaos”: A Tactical Briefing for Eating Out With Your Toddler
Prepare for a pointless and perilous mission with zero reward
Sara White
May 23
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