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At Teen Drama TV High School, We Do Learning a Little Differently
At Teen Drama TV High School, We Do Learning a Little Differently
Our students’ content-generating love lives leave them little time to meet realistic academic expectations, and we’re ok with that
Caroline Horwitz
Jan 15
I Got My First 8 Tattoos Over the Holidays
I Got My First 8 Tattoos Over the Holidays
Because the last week of the year is weird… and so are all the other weeks
Andrew Knott
Jan 14
I’m Your Young Adult Child and I Have Twenty Acceptable Reasons for Not Putting My Stuff in the…
I’m Your Young Adult Child and I Have Twenty Acceptable Reasons for Not Putting My Stuff in the…
You are so much better at it than I am
Stacey Curran
Jan 13
Birthday Wishes I Sent To My Twin Sons When They Turned 25
Birthday Wishes I Sent To My Twin Sons When They Turned 25
Hey Hallmark, you’re fired
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Jan 11
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…
Andrew Knott
May 18, 2019
My Kid’s Friend Isn’t Allowed At Our House Anymore
My Kid’s Friend Isn’t Allowed At Our House Anymore
She’s a total narc
Lisa Hides
Apr 11, 2024
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
As the dad of three children under age five, Jason had become accustomed to strangers showering him with praise for performing mundane…
Andrew Knott
May 16, 2019
You Mean You Can’t Take Off 14 Mornings and 36 Afternoons for Your Child’s Preschool Graduation?
You Mean You Can’t Take Off 14 Mornings and 36 Afternoons for Your Child’s Preschool Graduation?
Your child will only graduate from preschool once — or 17 times, if you count the required dress rehearsals…
Jeremy Blachman
Jun 5, 2023
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An Every Mom’s Survival Guide for When You’re Snowed in at the Mansion
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Snow storms are hard for everyone
Ruth Fish
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Why You Should Discuss the Meaning of Songs With Your Kids
Why You Should Discuss the Meaning of Songs With Your Kids
Talk to your children about the intentions behind the song lyrics — it’s educational
Jordan Lubov
Jan 9
Instead of Discovering Her Hands, My Baby Discovered She Was in Charge of an Arsenal of Nuclear…
Instead of Discovering Her Hands, My Baby Discovered She Was in Charge of an Arsenal of Nuclear…
Talk about a surprise!
Andrew Knott
Jan 8
My Son Found Out Why the Referees Should Be Left Alone
My Son Found Out Why the Referees Should Be Left Alone
Important life lessons learned while keeping score at basketball games
Amy Sea
Jan 7
I’m Your Child’s Soccer App and Using Me is Nearly Impossible
I’m Your Child’s Soccer App and Using Me is Nearly Impossible
So is leaving me…
Richie Zaborowske
Jan 6
My Toddler’s New Year’s Resolutions
My Toddler’s New Year’s Resolutions
To sum it up, it seems her goals are to drive her parents crazy
Amarie Skrzyp
Jan 4
This Super Fun DIY Parent-Child Activity Only Takes 3 Hours of Preparation
This Super Fun DIY Parent-Child Activity Only Takes 3 Hours of Preparation
HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOUR CHILDREN?
Kate Brennan
Jan 3
My Baby’s Resume for Your Consideration
My Baby’s Resume for Your Consideration
She has a wide array of skills
Hayley Diep
Jan 2
Fear Me, Ye Mortals, For I, A Mother, Can Summon Illness Simply By Planning A Fun Outing For Myself
Fear Me, Ye Mortals, For I, A Mother, Can Summon Illness Simply By Planning A Fun Outing For Myself
I am mighty and all-powerful
Lily Hirsch
Dec 30, 2024
Baby’s First Auld Lang Syne
Baby’s First Auld Lang Syne
Should auld blowouts be forgot, And never brought to mind?
Nathan Vogel
Dec 29, 2024
Just When You Think Indoor Trampoline Parks Can’t Get Any More Sadistic
Just When You Think Indoor Trampoline Parks Can’t Get Any More Sadistic
Is there no mercy left in these places?
Caroline Horwitz
Dec 28, 2024
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