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My Daughter Got Invited to a Sex Party
My Daughter Got Invited to a Sex Party
I’ll probably let her go
Lisa Hides
Jul 17
How to Parent Without Repeating Yourself Until You Die
How to Parent Without Repeating Yourself Until You Die
I said it calmly the first 19 times
Paige B
Jul 16
I Tried to Declutter My Kids’ Toys and Nearly Lost My Mind
I Tried to Declutter My Kids’ Toys and Nearly Lost My Mind
It was supposed to be easy
Georgia
Jul 15
Uber Specific Threats of Punishment for My 3-Year-Old
Uber Specific Threats of Punishment for My 3-Year-Old
If you don’t stop throwing your fork on the ground…
Mary Sasson
Jul 14
The Dentist Gave My Son an Unexpected Gift and It Ruined My Day
The Dentist Gave My Son an Unexpected Gift and It Ruined My Day
A cautionary tale of why you should always beware of dentists bearing gifts
Andrew Knott
Aug 25, 2024
Little Leaguer Hits Triple, Immediately Signs Pro Contract
Little Leaguer Hits Triple, Immediately Signs Pro Contract
Parents said they knew the scouts were watching
Phil Bunyan
Sep 2, 2022
How I Took Care of My Kid's Bully
How I Took Care of My Kid's Bully
Without ending up on the 6 o’clock news
Paige B
Dec 9, 2024
Old-Fashioned Baby Names That Will Destroy Your Child’s Life
Old-Fashioned Baby Names That Will Destroy Your Child’s Life
Proceed with caution
Bev Potter
Nov 2, 2024
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An Episode of “The Bear,” Except They’re Cooking for My Kids
An Episode of “The Bear,” Except They’re Cooking for My Kids
(No, this story does NOT contain spoilers. I wouldn’t do that to you.)
Dave Walden
Jul 12
The Quest to Find My Daughter’s Lost Bunny
The Quest to Find My Daughter’s Lost Bunny
It’s probably worth clarifying that I’m talking about a stuffed animal
Amarie Skrzyp
Jul 11
How to Thoroughly Embarrass Your Teenager, Even in This Economy
How to Thoroughly Embarrass Your Teenager, Even in This Economy
Parenting doesn’t have to cost you everything
Diane Durant
Jul 10
We’re So Excited for {Insert Name Here}’s Birthday Party!
We’re So Excited for {Insert Name Here}’s Birthday Party!
The ultimate party invitation template
Billy D
Jul 9
How to Walk on the Wild Side When You’re an Involved, Responsible Parent
How to Walk on the Wild Side When You’re an Involved, Responsible Parent
Embrace your inner wolf… for at least a few minutes
Lily Hirsch
Jul 8
A Hostage Negotiator Critiques What You Say to Your Child at Bedtime
A Hostage Negotiator Critiques What You Say to Your Child at Bedtime
You gotta remember, you’re the good cop
Jennifer Haubrich
Jul 7
The Cure to Meal-Planning Decision Fatigue
The Cure to Meal-Planning Decision Fatigue
Hint: Chaos Is Your Friend
S. M. Strand
Jul 5
Camping with a Baby: Expectation vs. Reality
Camping with a Baby: Expectation vs. Reality
Buckle up. It’s going to be an adventure.
Hayley Diep
Jul 3
The Travels of Little Marco After Bedtime
The Travels of Little Marco After Bedtime
A recording of a toddler’s body once asleep
Caleb Coy
Jul 2
I’m Nine Years Old, and I Like My Video Games VIOLENT
I’m Nine Years Old, and I Like My Video Games VIOLENT
I realize this topic is taboo, but I’m trying to be more authentic
Nicole Chrolavicius
Jul 1
Father Outraged by the State of Baked Beans at All-Inclusive Resort Buffet
Father Outraged by the State of Baked Beans at All-Inclusive Resort Buffet
Some things are just unacceptable
Holly B
Jun 30
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