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Change Your Underwear, Dude.

You could brew beer down there.

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I don’t believe in the afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.” — Woody Allen

It has come to my attention that men aren’t changing their underwear nearly enough these days. I’ll stop short of calling it a national outrage. Some things are obviously more…




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Robert Cormack

Robert Cormack

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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