Eleven Things Jim Acosta Plans On Asking Donald Trump Now That His WH Press Ban Has Been Lifted
FOTP Friday List for … December 7, 2018
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2 min readDec 7, 2018
- “You have a guy who pulled the plug on an investigation into sex abuse when he was a federal prosecutor in Miami against a billionaire financier — now your labor secretary, for the love of Samuel Gompers— and I’m the Acosta who bothers you?”
- “You don’t go to a lot of funerals, do you?”
- “Okay, which family member, Eric or Jared, if indicted, would bother you least?”
- “Nobody is talking about you paying off a stripper you slept with while your third wife was pregnant with your 5th child. How does it feel to get away with that?”
- “S’up, sir? I’m back. I’m waiting. Where’s my apology?”
- “$20 bucks if you can tell on which hand of God Jesus is sitting in Apostles’ Creed?”
- “What do you weigh these days?”
- “You’re a dedicated watcher of television, sir. When you see Alan Dershowitz and Rudy Giuliani defending you, you ever think, just for a moment, “God, I’m so screwed?”
- “How does trashing the country compare with, say, trashing not one, but three Atlantic City casinos?”
- “Even if you released your tax returns, why should anyone think you didn’t cheat on them?”
- “Is Hannity as much of an unconscionable suck-ass as he appears?”
