Top 13 Passages from Ivanka Trump’s Released Emails
FOTP Friday List for … November 30, 2018
With the recent revelation that Ivanka Trump used a private email account to conduct both personal and government business over the past two years, our crack social media forensic team at FOTP Worldwide, LLC, has uncovered these gems.
- From a message dated 24 January 2017 to her half-sister Tiffany.
“Look, this is getting out of hand. You were here for the whole freaking inauguration and wormed your way into all the pictures. WTF! You’re barely blood. Okay, my dad did your mom, but don’t push it. I’m not telling you to stay away but, you know, be cool. You remind people of what my dad was in the past, not the leader he is now.”
2. From a message dated 8 March, 2017 to Pete Nordstrom, co-President, Nordstrom
“Frankly I didn’t want to be in your store anyway. I never liked you, I never liked your business model. I was doing you the favor. You’re no Bloomingdale’s. You are corporate losers, especially after what my father did for you and the entire retail community. You’re losing customers. As my dad would say, “SAD!”
3. From a message dated 17 March 2017 to her father, the president.
“Daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. (I know you like when I call you that.) Love you the mostest. I saw that picture again in the news. When did I sit on your lap? I for reals don’t remember.”
“P.S. Hey, how about that stupid thing Eric did? What thing, you ask? My point exactly.”
4. From a message dated 1 April 2018 to Special Counsel Robert Mueller
“Dear Sir, I am in receipt of your letter asking me to come and testify. Honestly, I have nothing to offer, so I am going to say No at this time. I mean, my brother Don met with the Russian, as I think you know, in Trump Tower, and my other brother Eric handled the charity stuff, which I. Had. Nothing. To. Do. With. That was all him. I told them both to be careful. Not sure they listened.”
5. From a message dated 3 May 2017 to her husband, Jared.
“Do you know how much money we’ve made since dad was elected? Holy Christ, huh?”
6. From a message dated 10 October 2017 to her husband Jared
“Please stop whining. My father is not going to throw you under the bus. You’re such a Jew sometimes.”
7. From a draft message (never sent) dated 1 January 2018 to the nation.
“America, my dad and I love you very much and want you to be as happy as we are.”
8. From a message dated 23 March, 2018 to President Xi Jinping of China
“President Xi, Just want to thank you again for the trademarks and other stuff.
谢谢. I know I don’t have to say this, but in case anyone asks, and my dad has a lot of enemies, this has nothing to do with him, okay? I mean, I’m sure you know that, and I would have gotten the patents anyway — I think we both know that — but just wanted to say it. I love China, you, and your people. :)
9. From a message dated 30 March 2018 to Jeff Sessions, Scott Pruitt, and H.R. McMaster.
“You guys have so ruined us. Jared and I would really like you to leave, okay, and say it was a pleasure serving us. My dad is so smart he doesn’t need you around, but thought it would be good for you and the GOP if you were seen. He was wrong and should have listened to his gut. You have failed us. We don’t like failures.”
10. From a message dated 25 July 2018 to her employees.
“Due to the unprecedented attacks on my father by the illegal liberal press, I am forced to shut down my fashion company I worked so hard to build and which you guys helped. As we are really, really strapped for cash, I will not be able to afford to pay anyone any severance or back vacation pay, which you may be owed, but with my father’s positive effect on the economy, I’m sure many of you will be more than happy with what’s in your pay check and may not even notice. The important thing is we move on and you understand this failure had nothing to do with me or the Trump name.”
11. From a message dated 1 August 2018 to her brother, Don Jr
“You are not fucking Kimberly Guilfoyle! Are you? OMG!”
12. From a message dated 29 September 2018 to French President Emmanuel Macron
“Monsieur President, What is your deal embarrassing my father like that? It was raining and we did save your people in WW II. One more thing: My stepmom might have a crush on you, but I can assure you, I do not.”
13. From a message dated 1 November 2018 to her father, the president.
“I still can’t get over how stupid HRC was about that email thingy. Anyway, was great sharing a laugh with you, daddy, about her inability to keep it out of the news and when all the grandkids started chanting ‘Lock her up! Lock her up!’ Good times. They really should, too. Was awful what she did. Hey, did Tiffany call? I told her to leave you alone”
