7 Little Known Facts About Larry King revealed after his death

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7 Little Known Facts About Larry King revealed after his death

Larry was married 7 times, too bad he died ’cause his next marriage came with a free medium fries and large soda.

Larry was first person to marry in 3 different centuries.

Larry’s birth certificate lists his date of birth in Roman numerals.

Larry’s trademark suspenders could hold up to 250 pounds of weight allowing him to indulge in his life long problem of kleptomania.

Larry’s first words on radio were ‘Abraham Lincoln from Springfield Illinois you on line one.’

Larry started in Miami Florida, ironically where most Jews wind up at the end.

Larry asked to be cremated and have his ashes thrown at Piers Morgan.

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Paul Lander
From the Desk of the Nerd Legion

TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, etc.