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From the Gutt

How To Become A Creepy Old Man

A young woman with a pink braid sips a coffee at a cafe.

I’m sitting at a cafe, working on my laptop, as I do, and a beautiful woman sits nearby. I check her out, as I do. My guess is that she’s early twenties, maybe younger, though she doesn’t look quite as young as a teenager.

In other words, she seems old enough to be a legally consenting adult, but young enough to be the same age as a daughter of mine, if I had a daughter.




All my various writings but without the movie and show reviews.

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Dave Gutteridge

Dave Gutteridge

I write mainly about how my life falls apart, followed by opinions about shows that usually involve super heroes, and occasionally other random things.

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