An Open Letter to the Pretentious Self-help Writers

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Hey, Mr/Mrs top writer;

We all know you’re terrific and that you’re better than us. You have thousands of untold stories that you use to plague our feeds every. You churn out the same old shit every day. It’s the same crap wrapped up in shiny things to distract those who read you. You’re just great; you drink 10…