And For My Next Trick, the Most Taboo Sentence in the English Language: “I don’t have goals.”
It’s secular blasphemy on par with an outright admission of guilt, but it’s true.
If I’m being genuinely honest with myself, I do not have goals. I truly never have, ever since I was a kid. Not really.
Cue the horrified gasps, screaming babies, and pearl-clutching.