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Divine Advice for Matt Damon 38

God and Satan love me because I’m Matt Damon


Dear Divine Advice,

Why does Ben get nicknames and I don’t? I have a nickname for him, Ben Affleck the Big Dumb Que–

Wait a second, I wasn’t about to say what you think, I was going to say Que–




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