I Am Done With The Petty Minded Fascism Of Airports

You do realise I could buy all the weapons I want from duty free?

Photo by Sohel Patel: https://www.pexels.com/photo/person-wearing-gray-low-top-shoes-1655736/

Okay, so I was told off by a member of the Stansted Airport staff a few weekends ago causing my rage to burn white hot and fuel the conception of this article. My transgression? Not following the waddle-duck rope pattern around for twenty minutes even though the entire…