Fuck Niches
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Fuck Niches

I Have Sex with Vegetarian Turkeys for Thanksgiving

Vegan option is also available

My most successful turkey reconstruction by Greg Lippert

Some people have sex with frozen chickens before eating them, and I found the idea interesting for Thanksgiving this year. But I’m an aspiring vegetarian, trying to reduce my meat consumption at the moment, so frozen chickens weren’t an option.

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