Is Your City a Long-Term, Abusive Trophy Spouse Like Mine?

If So, Why Do We Put Up With It?

Peering from Roosevelt Island, NYC | Photo of author by author

Real New Yorkers aren’t the hipsters trying to turn Bushwick into Silicon Valley; get the fuck outta here with your jubilant smiles, ironic curly mustaches, writing poetry on Medium.

Nah, real New Yorkers are the concrete-grown, sarcastic, cynical worms like myself that can’t eat their…