Kellogg’s Is Making Cereal Entirely From Scabs!

What wacky flavor will they think up next?

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You may know Kellogg’s as the anti-masturbation corporation created by a giraffe-shit psychopath responsible for whittling the foreskin off of babies for the last century or so. Conversely, you may know them as the cereal manufacturing company headquartered in Battle Creek, Michigan.