Avengers Suck

Well, Stuff Me and Call Me Jason Mimosa

I swear — I love my wife

Why am I getting IASIP vibes? Photo by Joey Nicotra on Unsplash

My wife threatened to drop me off at the mega-hardware store. I knew it to not be an idle threat.

I had just said Jason ‘Mimosa’ — her pronunciation, not mine — sucked as Aquaman.