You Are SO Annoying

Yes, you on the bicycle and I’ll explain why

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You’re a knob

I own a bicycle. I ride a bicycle. I often ride on busy roads. But here’s what I do when there are like 89 cars behind me, doing the spectator-slow-down thing except I’m the hold-up, and these 89 cars are too timid to pass me because the roads are narrow here (outside Vienna), most are shit drivers and…