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Fuck No, I Won’t Inform You That I Read Your Inane Email!
Fuck No, I Won’t Inform You That I Read Your Inane Email!
Have I mentioned that I’ve served the same ultra-conservative community in the capacity of economic development director for over 18 years?
Bernard
Nov 28
Yes, it is. No, it isn’t. Yes, it is. No, it isn’t.
Yes, it is. No, it isn’t. Yes, it is. No, it isn’t.
Good grief. 🙄
Terry L. Cooper
Nov 22
Carnage As Argentina Sink Brazil In Blockbuster World Cup 2026 Qualifiers
Carnage As Argentina Sink Brazil In Blockbuster World Cup 2026 Qualifiers
On a night that Brazil needed to turn up in an iconic fixture, even the most basic thing as Brazilian flair was millions of light years…
Ini-Iso Adiankpo
Nov 22
Norway Fail To Qualify For Euro 2024
Norway Fail To Qualify For Euro 2024
It's been 23 years now since Norway last appeared in a major international football tournament. What does this mean for Haaland and Norway?
Ini-Iso Adiankpo
Nov 18
I Tried 3 Penis Pills This Month So You Don’t Have To
I Tried 3 Penis Pills This Month So You Don’t Have To
Which one works best?
Bernard
Nov 16
How to change your life with Seinfeld—do everything the opposite
How to change your life with Seinfeld—do everything the opposite
A Seinfeld aficionado’s guide to smashing limiting beliefs, achieving growth, and becoming the person you want to be by embracing the…
Dean Eskich
Nov 16
WWJD Isn’t The Question
WWJD Isn’t The Question
I don’t know what to do.
Terry L. Cooper
Nov 16
Matthew Perry’s Death Is A Reminder That the 90s Are Gone Forever
Matthew Perry’s Death Is A Reminder That the 90s Are Gone Forever
Friends used to be an escape from reality, but now it’s a reminder of it
The Idea Zone
Nov 3
Seven Months of Emotional Pain
Seven Months of Emotional Pain
Do you find some way to get over it once and for all or do you call them on it and see if they seek forgiveness?
Terry L. Cooper
Oct 30
If You Ask Me What’s for Dinner One More Time, I’ll cook you
If You Ask Me What’s for Dinner One More Time, I’ll cook you
The dinner doers club
Amie DeStefano
Oct 16
From Party Animal, to Sock Drawer Organiser
From Party Animal, to Sock Drawer Organiser
Debunking the myth of a boring, sober life
Liam M
Oct 16
Hell if I Know Where Everyone is at!
Hell if I Know Where Everyone is at!
But here’s where you can find me.
Terry L. Cooper
Oct 16
“If You’re So Trauma-Informed Where’s Your Certification?”
“If You’re So Trauma-Informed Where’s Your Certification?”
Luckily, as a trauma-informed person, I know this isn’t about me
Bonnie J Sludikoff
Sep 18
I am Fine
I am Fine
A poem for those who are hurt
Vaibhav Barak
Sep 11
America’s Biggest Fallacy Of The 21st Century
America’s Biggest Fallacy Of The 21st Century
Donald Trump Is Proof Positive That Retroactive Abortion Should Be A Thing
Brandie Whaley
Aug 19
“Hello Eris, Nice to Meet You”
“Hello Eris, Nice to Meet You”
Oh Eris, you’re so very sweet. Really? A new virus for ME? You really shouldn’t have, but I do appreciate you thinking of me at this time.
An-Ethereal-Girl-In-A-Material-World
Aug 11
Saying Goodbye to the Big Red Trucks
Saying Goodbye to the Big Red Trucks
I’ve answered my last callout as a firefighter
Matthew Woodall
Aug 10
Fuck You, Keir Starmer.
Fuck You, Keir Starmer.
From Another NHS Worker You Just Lost.
Katy-Rose, MSc, BSc, PWP
Aug 10
Autobiography of Tomato
Autobiography of Tomato
HeY, myself Tomato. I don’t have a surname. Most vegetables don’t have. Wait, am I a Vegetable or a Fruit? These humans h ave confused me…
VIPUL GAUTAM
Aug 10
Retail Sales of Psilocybin in DC — How is this Possible?
Retail Sales of Psilocybin in DC — How is this Possible?
I recently visited a retail shop in the DuPont Circle neighborhood of Washington, DC where I purchased a two-ounce chocolate bar…
Chris Meyers
Aug 10
I Remember Being a Child, but I Don’t Know How To Be One Anymore.
I Remember Being a Child, but I Don’t Know How To Be One Anymore.
When you live in an aging society, part of your childhood identity is irretrievably left behind.
Araci Almeida
Jul 30
Can You Call Yourself A Writer If All You Do Is Reproduce Another Writers Work?
Can You Call Yourself A Writer If All You Do Is Reproduce Another Writers Work?
OPhoto by Florian Klauer on Unsplash
Brandie Whaley
Jul 21
Are Short, Fat, Ugly People Destined for a Life of Poverty?
Are Short, Fat, Ugly People Destined for a Life of Poverty?
It’s not looking good, according to science (excuse the pun)
Susie Kearley
Jun 26
As Life Marches On, Writing Takes A Back Seat
As Life Marches On, Writing Takes A Back Seat
Daily distractions take a toll on my plans
Arthur Keith
Jun 16
As a Polytheist, I Lack Community
As a Polytheist, I Lack Community
If you practice Paganism, don’t expect to find a coven or a Grove right down the street from you
Anthony Eichberger
Jun 16
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