Dear Customer,

I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. All I know, is I don’t like working with you.

I’ve held my tongue and tried to be quiet but you are a terrible client and I don’t like working with you.

So take the money. I don’t need the cash. Just please do not ever come back. Let me say ‘cause i’m inspired

YOUR FIRED!

I don’t like to be a negative nancy but I don’t like working with you. Here’s a list of who I recommend who can see your project to the end.

I can see, that you’re confused. You didn’t know a customer could be excused. But let me say, cause I’m inspired

Dear Customer, Thank you for your business. You’re FIRED!