Research Shows…

Men who smoke weed are less likely to have a low sperm count

A study by Harvard University shows that pot users have higher testosterone levels, and are less likely to have low sperm counts. Unfortunately, their sperm is also highly unmotivated and tends to forget where it was going after just a couple of minutes.

In relation to the study, researchers said that it was the most fun they’ve had with an experiment since the weekend they discovered that loud music causes people to drink more alcohol in less time.

When asked his opinion on the matter, smoker Joe Camas stated, “Awwwwesome.”

We tried to locate a non-smoker for rebuttal but were unable to find one of child-bearing age.